Can you write a funny tale that includes 5 of these lines, just 4 the pure fun of it?

Never underestimate the power of positive thinking. Always tell yourself "Do it! Do It! Do it!" and you will one day be able to Fly me to the moon! So, put your hand on the Bible and repeat after me: "Ohooooo cool. Very cool" I happen to think it is fixable, when did you lose your sense of humor dude?